S3 EP23: Too Hot to Function PART II (But Here’s a Podcast)

This week on Thicc & Tired, it’s 111° degrees out and we’re basically puddles—but the podcast must go on. Cassidy kicks it off with wedding chaos: a vendor friend survives his first-ever Latin hour set AND witnesses actual dancing robots at a reception. Mid-story, a balloon randomly explodes, Cassidy gets so scared she almost pees, and honestly... same.

We dive into why 1 in 5 couples cancel their wedding (spoiler: other people suck), and why it's crucial to eat something and drink water before your vows. Then we get real about how social media is shadowbanning plus-size creators, calling out the unfairness of what gets flagged, buried, or erased—especially when thinner creators post the same content without issue. Bikinis, hashtags, and body positivity content are all under fire if you're in a bigger body.

Cassidy questions why a size 8 is called a curve model while plus-size creators get silenced, and Curinne’s husband Paul drops in for a surprise cameo just as we spiral into theories on beatboxing (who even starts that?!), a man falling into a 10-foot pit under the Jaws ride, and how Target was Curinne’s favorite job ever. Yes, we cover everything from capitalism to shark attractions to butt sweat.

If you're hot, mad, and sick of the algorithm, you’re in the right place.