S3 EP22: Too Hot to Function (But Here’s a Podcast)

This week on Thicc & Tired, we’re podcasting from the depths of a full-blown heatwave, the real feel was 105°, the kids were splashing in the pool, and Cassidy and I were out there sweating and spiraling. ☀️

We start with some real wedding-world tea: I assisted one of our stunning brides get ready on her wedding day, Cassidy coordinated like the pro she is, and I had a full breakdown at an Airbnb bathroom that was too small for basic human function. Like… how are you supposed to wipe if your knees are touching the walls?!

Then we hit the summer icks hard: rogue chin hairs, sweaty boobs, Birkenstocks with unpainted toes (Cassidy is still recovering), and Cassidy’s bizarre method of taking her bra off like a t-shirt. Who raised her?!

We also threw a college bed party for Syd (she’s headed to Hofstra—go Queen!) But like… when did these become a thing? Are we celebrating litrally everything now? Are we doing too much or are we just extra and fabulous?

It’s humid, hilarious, and a little unhinged—just the way we like it. Hit play, and bring a towel.